Friday, April 24th, 2020

The Rodman episodes — Best buzzer-beaters — James Dolan

Friday, April 24th, 2020

  The Opening Tip

  • A quick background on Dennis Rodman

  • The Grip asks: Is Damian Lillard’s 2019 playoff buzzer-beater over the Thunder the best game-winner ever?

  • A few podcasts to listen to on “The Last Dance”

  • James Dolan is OK

1. The Lead: Prepare to enter the terrifying mind of Dennis Rodman  

Happy Friday (?). We’ve almost made it to Week 2 of “The Last Dance,” or as we like to call it, “Week 2 of content-wringing from ‘The Last Dance.’” At one point, our backup plan was to “binge 12 hours of The Bachelor and become a Bachelor newsletter.”So, yeah, be thankful this documentary came along.Episodes three and four, which will air this Sunday at 9 p.m. EST on ESPN, will focus on Dennis Rodman, who most people know as the bridal dress-wearing North Korea man.While that is a completely correct description, there is plenty more to Rodman, arguably the strangest person America has ever produced.A quick background on Worm ahead of Sunday night…

  His childhood and rise to fame was similar to Pippen’s

Scottie Pippen went from rural poverty in Hamburg, Ark. to begging for an NAIA scholarship to an iconic NBA player with six rings.Dennis Rodman went from urban poverty in Dallas, Tx. to begging for an NAIA scholarship to an iconic NBA player with five rings.(NAIA = an entirely different college athletics organization from the NCAA, generally considered to be between NCAA’s Division III and Division II, competition-wise.)Rodman was 5-foot-6 as a high school freshman, wasn’t an athletic standout, started working as an overnight janitor at Dallas’s airport after graduating, then grew eight inches and started playing basketball again.

  He didn’t play in college until he was 22

He enrolled at Southeastern Oklahoma State as a 22-year old, at which point the chance of making the NBA would have been something very close to zero. But by the time he was a 24-year-old junior, he was averaged 24 points and 18 rebounds a game.

While in college, he befriended a 13-year-old white kid from all-white Bokchito, Okla. When Rodman, then 6-foot-8, came over for dinner, the boy’s parents were …. “surprised,” though the two apparently became lifelong friends.“I always said Worm was a gift from God,” said the boy’s mother, in this 1990 feature. The whole thing is surreal, but speaks to Rodman’s wandering and lonely soul.

  He didn’t play in the NBA until he was 25

Like Pippen, no one had any idea what to expect from him in the NBA. The Pistons, though, drafted him in the second round in 1986, and he was immediately a great defender and rebounder. He won back-to-back Defensive Player of the Year awards from ‘90-’91 (“I wanted this award so bad”) and later averaged 18.7 rebounds per game during the ‘92-93 season, most by anyone other than Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain.

  He didn’t get truly strange until later in his career

Things got weird once he left the Pistons in 1993. Over the next few years, he covered himself in tattoos, started doing the hair thing, wrote a book called “WALK ON THE WILD SIDE,” which featured him in a cat-like pose while painted in tiger stripes on the front cover, dated Madonna, married Carmen Electra, divorced Carmen Electra, and so on.(He also has an all-time collection of bbref nicknames: The Worm, The Secretary of Defense, Dennis the Menace, Country, Psycho, Rodzilla, Demolition Man, El Loco.)Obviously, there is so much more to him, all of which will be covered on Sunday.[READ: Dennis Rodman embodied the pop culture phenomenon of the '90s Bulls]

2. The Grip asks: Is this the greatest buzzer-beater ever? 

The shot alone is a worthy candidate for greatest buzzer-beater, but the surrounding circumstances elevate it to another level.Four things that resulted from this shot: 

  1. Damian Lillard became the only player ever to make two series-ending, buzzer-beating shots. Both came at home. The first was against the Rockets in 2014. 

  2. Lillard gave a wave colder than Revere Beach in January. 

  3. Lillard gave a look colder than Revere Beach in January. 

  4. Paul George evaluated his situation and said, yeah, I’m good, forcing his way to Los Angeles, forcing Russell Westbrook to force his way to Houston. 

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3.  Podcast Picks    

The Press Box, on “The Last Dance”: 

“[The producers of the documentary] take moments we know and resell them to an entire generation. The big one in this early episode was Jordan in the playoffs against the ‘86 Celtics, scoring 49 in then 63 points in games one and two. And it was funny, because I was looking at Twitter the other night, and Larry Bird used the phrase, ‘God disguised as Michael Jordan.’ That is a super-famous quote that Larry said at the time. In fact, it’s so famous that there was an Undefeated piece about the quote. But for this whole other generation that does not know Jordan’s career in that kind of granular depth, it’s like, ‘Oh. Oh wow. That’s the greatest quote I’ve ever heard.’ It’s like, yeah, guess what? Larry said that after the game. I just love watching that.” 

The Lowe Post, featuring Steve Kerr on the ‘98 Bulls: 

“After we won, after the parade, we had a team dinner with our wives, so it was just players, coaches and wives, and I remember Phil took all the players over -- just the players -- and we all kind of went around in a circle and toasted each other and said a few words about whatever was on our mind. Everybody had a cigar and a drink in their hand, and it was surreal. Even though this whole thing had been laid out before camp ever started, like ‘this is it for this group,’ and we knew it all season, this truly was it. That was the last moment that we ever were all together in one room. It was really special, and it was one of Phil’s many strengths as a coach. He was a brilliant coach but his ability to connect all of us in meaningful, powerful moments concluded that night with a drink and cigar and an incredible emotional farewell.”

4. Coronavirus symptom-free after contracting James Dolan

(A screenshot from the time James Dolan promised a “successful offseason,” then signed four power forwards instead of Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant.)

Great news.

5.  Off the press

  • The NBA has a chemistry problem [SB Nation]

  • What we learned by watching every shot Jayson Tatum has taken this season [The Ringer]

  • What will LeBron’s ‘Last Dance’ look like? [The Ringer]

  • Betting big on the NFL Draft [Bleacher Report]